Noob Sponsorship
I know what your thinking, “Oh no what the heck is this…” Well it’s worse than that I guarantee it.
Noob Sponsorship is an idea that would solve various problems but first I will explain the concept. You find yourself a noob (lvl 3) and you sponsor him. For each level he gains you pay him 100 gold pieces. Now everyones reaction to this “What’s in it for me?”. Well nothing is the answer unless it makes you feel good, if your one of those people. However ever if a player gained 50 levels that’s only 5,000. Not so bad.
This concept could solve many problems if it caught on. No longer would these inexperienced players come begging for nothing. They will get free money but need to earn it. If your still tight about this idea then think of this. Soon the player will realise 100gp doesn’t cover there needs. They won’t bother you for the money after a while. By this time they are no longer “noobs”. They have a fair knowledge of what the games about and how to play.
This is kind of like looking after the young. Until they are all grown up and ready to leave home. You can also have bunches of them on the go, kinda like your own herd of noobs or whatever 
It could also be argued that it’s like Star Wars. Taking on a Padawan Learner and then teaching him everything you know so that one day he can become better than you and your then his slave.
Well not quite, but if you see through the simile you will see that what I’m saying is that eventually he can teach you things later on. If your stuck on a quest you have someone you can ask, “Oh Noobieeeee…”:p
People who are above average IQ may read this and go “Nut, what a load of junk.” BUT people with higher IQ than them can see this as a financial advantage, Mwahahah no more details about this.
So come on down to the Noob Sponsorship Club today, our office is located in the courtyard of Lumbridge castle where there are plenty of people waiting. The selection process usually takes about 30 seconds and is completely free of charge.
Seriously though people should get themselves there very own noob today, you might even enjoy it!
I like the idea of having my own noob, but seriously. Nut, what a load of junk.
I love you tano
Nut, what a load of junk.
You can’t pay people so they get mature.
What’s the definition of a noob?
Noobs are annoying, childish, immature people, and that has nothing to do with level or being new to RuneScape.
Newbs however, are the player who are low level (unless they buy an high account ;)) and are new to the game.
I think you’re confusing one with the other.
I like the idea too, i’ve always helped newbs out. They are semi easy to please lol and are usually grateful and willing to give you a hand in return when you need it.
Sorry for spamming you comments section but I didn’t know how else to contact you.
My name is Chris I’m the owner of couple of Runescape sites and I’m looking to advertise some of my guides and articles that are on my site, and am willing to pay Runescape bloggers quite good money to post blog posts on their blogs talking about and linking to articles and guides on my sites.
Please email me at cnc85@hotmail.com with the Email title “Paid Blogging for Runescape” if you are interested in earning some money from blogging about Runescape.
Thanks.
Nice wth is the person above me talking bout?
Corruption? I think NOT!
Still, nice idea, i have like 10 newbs, (aka “mates”)
An official system like this would be cool though.